"I’ve got a whole stack of books in my cart. Most of them are advance copies. I know a place where they get thrown out."
“How many books have you read?”
“So why are you homeless?”
“I’ve tried to work a job a bunch of times. But then I get sad, and then I get high, and things fall apart.”
i ship ‘em hard
I mean seriously who decided we had to work and earn money can we not just trade in pokemon cards for shit?
"Excuse me sir but can I pay my rent next week I’m a jigglypuff short".
That shit would be cute as fuck and I’d not have to leave my bed thank you.